hirosada:

shh-im-in-my-mindpalace:

thebluetimebox:

ch3153aw:

a-white-lotus:

be-the-jawn-to-my-sherlock:

Pixar

What do you mean Finding Nemo came out 10 years ago??!!!

image

Up came out in 2009!?!?!? 

I am ooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what the heck toy story did not come out 18 years ago nonononnonoonooo

wow wall-e is an older movie than i thought


wow i am ancient

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dilfgod:

lunawinchesterat221tardis:

mxdisonwxtkins:

vann-haal:

beben-eleben:

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
She responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

well this took an unexpected turn

this is interesting .

PLOT TWIST

haha rape jokes are so funny

dilfgod:

lunawinchesterat221tardis:

mxdisonwxtkins:

vann-haal:

beben-eleben:

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 

“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

well this took an unexpected turn

this is interesting .

PLOT TWIST

haha rape jokes are so funny

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Keke Palmer geting emotional in an interview with Raven Symone (x)

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itsmichaeldoan:

When the guy I like looks away for a second 

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ask-heichouu:

amanekuzuryuu:

so I got the plague game

You’re doing it right

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jkimisyellow:

pageturnersblog:

Harry Potter Wedding

SHUT. UP.


rivenop:

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its-a-combat-skirt:

revybutt:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

possiblets:

let’s be honest here, who would ‘t cheat in chemistry

next level cheating.

this is some naruto shit

It’s like that episode of soul eater

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lizamineliy:

I’m proud of UNLV. I just keep being pleasantly surprised.

lizamineliy:

I’m proud of UNLV. I just keep being pleasantly surprised.


pleatedjeans:

OH HAI! [x]

pleatedjeans:

OH HAI! [x]

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